10) You don’t go for 6 – 8 weeks and NEVER wash or brush your hair.
9) Your hairdresser doesn’t have to CARRY you back and forth, kicking and screaming, to the sink.
8) Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end and gives you a sanitary trim.
7) Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.
6) Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
5) You sit still. You don’t bite and scratch your hairdresser.
4) Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure and pedicure.
3) Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2) You don’t decide to do an operatic solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all the other patrons to join in.
And the number one reason your dog’s haircut may cost more than yours is…
1) The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim